Currently outside your door holding totally not poisoned cookies
I'm actually here at 11 in the night to post the picture quotes I found funny
"I'm hungry."
"World domination!"
"Just in case you were wondering, I like presents."
"I'm watching you!"
"All hail my mustache!"
"...Quack."
"I'm really into that Lab on the cover of Nintendogs. He's pretty dreamy."
"Think about it, man. Bullfrog is only one letter away from blue frog."
"MeowMEOWmeow!"
"Ow..."
"I think I'm the only sane one in this town."
"Ignorance is bliss."
"Nanny-nanny boo-boo!"
"Look behind you."
"C'mere! I wanna bench-press you!"
"You don't mind if I use your bed to sharpen my claws, do you?"
"Art feeds the soul. So does pizza."
"I could eat you for lunch, you know."
"Snake's number one!"
"Zap!"
"EEEEEEEEEEK!"
"They say cats hate citrus. THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS!"
"Perhaps you know me as my superhero alter ego, Fashion Lad."
Specials time
"Jasmine oil on a mole's head."
"Hippity-hoppity wish-wash-whoa!"
"I'll be there with Bells on! Ho ho!
"Nothing succeeds like success."
"There is no right or wrong. There is only Pavé."
"Remember to consider your retirement plan!"